Nearly two years ago, I spent my Mother's Day digging trenches while incredibly pregnant with my 3rd child. So pregnant that the next day, a daughter was welcomed to this world. Back to the trenches. These trenches were dug to plant asparagus--Purple Passion asparagus, as found here.
And so I say to you, Store Bought Asparagus, that we must part ways. It's not me, it's you and I have found another.